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What’s a swamp donkey?
FINALY. A swamp donkey is someone who likes to fake brain tumors to get local bands to play a benefit show for them when they die. Then when they don’t die when they were supposed to, they come clean. A swamp donkey is also about 300 pounds, ugly as all sin, obnoxious, takes really bad pictures and calls them “art”, and thinks band members/people in general give a shit about them.
